Dear Typhoid Harry,
For god sakes man wash your hands after you blow your nose and before getting cups and plasticware.
Now I know who the culprit is and the how’s and the why’s of why we keep getting sick around here.
Your coworkers are unsuspecting victims of your germs and we would appreciate just a little consideration. Please wash your snotty hands before touching anything in the kitchen.
You dear sir are plucking us off one at a time and it has stop. I appreciate your willingness to share, but I’m sure the rest of your coworkers would rather share a good joke and a laugh with you.
Please and thank you.