Twitter Rant

It’s bad enough I hate social media (Facebook, Twitter, and the like), but when I’m trying to do something, i.e. send a damn tweet and I’m being told I can’t because someone isn’t following me and they are, I have a problem with that.

Then when I take out the hashtag and @ sign and try again you, Twitter, still tell me I cannot send tweet for the same damn reason. I even go so far as to retype and take the link. So no link, no hashtags, no @ sign and I still can’t send a tweet, but if I type “Test” you want to send that.

What the hell are you doing?


My Own Brand of Fashion Advice

I am by no means a fashionista or the fashion police, but I do have a good eye for fashion and I have spent my fair share of years of working in clothing stores. And I spent a great deal of time dressing people for their body type.

Here are a few things to remember in my humble opinion.

Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should buy it

  • If you’re a size 20, you should not be wearing leggings or jeggings,
  • If you’re a size 2, you should not be wearing leggings or jeggings.
    • Actually, let’s face it leggings and jeggings can be a FAIL for any size
  • If you’re a busty woman bypass the shrug/bolero jacket
  • If you tatas are practically non-existent you, too, should avoid the shrug/bolero


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A Letter to Typhoid Harry

Dear Typhoid Harry,

For god sakes man wash your hands after you blow your nose and before getting cups and plasticware.

Now I know who the culprit is and the how’s and the why’s of why we keep getting sick around here.

Your coworkers are unsuspecting victims of your germs and we would appreciate just a little consideration. Please wash your snotty hands before touching anything in the kitchen.

You dear sir are plucking us off one at a time and it has stop. I appreciate your willingness to share, but I’m sure the rest of your coworkers would rather share a good joke and a laugh with you.

Please and thank you.