An Open Letter to the Polar Vortex

Dear Polar Vortex,

I’m not sure who gave you permission to settle in the DC region, but I guarantee you’re not welcome. We, the citizens, of the Washington, DC metro area had a meeting and respectfully request that you retreat until the official start of winter, December 21st.

We are not ready.

Thank you for your time and prompt attention to the matter.

11 thoughts on “An Open Letter to the Polar Vortex

  1. I don’t understand what your problem is. When DC gets even a coating the entire city shuts down and people stay home. Trying handling inches at a time, still having to make your way to work/home, then start complaining.

    I am far enough north to get inches / feet of snow, but far enough south to have governments that don’t know how to deal with it.


    • Usually at this time of year we’re not even cold enough to have the threat of snow in the weather forecast. A lot of times people are still wearing shorts and flip flops as it’s typically in the 60’s. No cooling off period for us. Just went from light jacket to thermals, down coats, scarfs, & earmuffs. Grrrr


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